White Men Can’t Jump, er, Tie a Sari
Copyright © 2010 by Ashok Rajamani. All rights reserved.
So if there didn’t exist an India
with saris and curries and masala and bollywood
and monsoons and chutneys and samosas
and every other fucking shitty cliche
the white man uses
would the sand niggers of the world be sad or laugh
like sacred cows do?
of course not!
for sand niggers want their masters to be happy
and the white man is happy when the brown man is reduced to
sari masala bollywood chutney monson samosa curry
good words say the white man
when dothead is fucking motherfucking unavailable